The Good Thing About Deployment is....

Written by DD Members | 01 April 2011

1. The house stays clean for more than a day.
2. No folding or washing anyone's underwear but your own.
3. Half the amount of laundry to wash and fold.
4. There's no need to shave.
5. No more cooking for the calvary.
6. Girls nights out.
7. No picking up clothes from the bathroom or bedroom floor.
8. No tripping over boots.
9. No mud tracks through the house.
10. No snoring to keep you up.
11. Not having to buy gas as often.
12. Getting the entire bed to yourself.
13. No more Military channel.
14. Full control of the TV for a year.
15. Full control of the radio for a year.
16. No Playstation.
17. No call of duty.
18. No face to face arguments.
19. There's more in the pantry than soup and velveeta.
20. No cheap toilet paper.
21. Toilet paper lasts FOEVER.
22. The toilet is always flushed.
23. You save money on shaving cream and razors.
24. No one drools on you in the middle of the night.
25. Cheaper grocery bills.
26. When you bake, it actually lasts instead of dissappearing within the first 24 hours.
27. Two words: Pillow. Fortress.
28. No toxic farts.
29. No pee on the toilet seat.
30. No falling in the toilet in the middle of the night because he doesn't know how to put the seat down.
31. Bubble baths.
32. No crack of dawn alarms going off.
33. No more sharing the blanket.
34. Not having to share the shower/hot water.
35. Copious number of "bum it" days.
36. Not having to brush your hair if you don't want to.
37. Having an emotional crutch to freak out whenever the hell you want.
38. No more sweaty socks.